You should get down on your knees every day and thank whichever god you believe in for bringing the iPhone into your hands. Never before has remote foreplay been so easy, making the sexy selfie a standard in hormone-fueled texting. However, not unlike celebrated photographers in the field, mediocrity should not be tolerated. Do you think a National Geographic photographer has ever turned in a badly cropped, out-of-focus picture of an eagle?
How to Take Flawless Phone Pics of Your Naked Body
Forget flowers. Forget candlelight. Nothing serious is going to start from sending a dick picture. You can get turned off way more easily than getting turned on.
I've just uploaded my new scene on CommonSensual. It's called Heatwave and it was shot in my old studio on the hills of Barcelona, when the summer was hitting us full on and made our life lazier and sweatier for a couple of months. I guess the title is self-explanatory! I've been doing yoga everyday for a little over a week now and I fucking love it. I can feel it in my body, in my posture.
After a spate of recently-hacked phone nudes, it's clear our advice to never shoot pictures of your own junk isn't going to catch on. So if you're going to do it, at least do it well. Here's how to make your naked shots shine. Aside from using a phone built after, say, , this is probably the most important strategy: snap your pictures where the light is good. Turn on lamps at roughly the same height as the parts you want to accentuate, and avoid stark overhead lights—no naked human has ever looked great shrouded in shadows.