Nobody wants to talk about it, but the truth is period poops are a thing. Period poops come in all shapes, but only one size: gigantic and seemingly endless. When they happen, you automatically wonder how your body can even contain such mind-boggling quantities. Take it away, GIFsā¦. Your body is currently hell-bound by menstrual cramps and nausea, and all you want to do is swaddle yourself in blankets and watch an entire season of GLOW in one go.

The 17 Mortifying Stages of Period Poops, in GIFs



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I Just Learned What A Poop Knife Is And I Refuse To Suffer Alone
My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife.
When crap attacks take a nasty left turn. Some chocolate for you! Little did I know, those narcs back you up; I didn't poop for nine days.